goopy-amethyst:

New iPhone: comes out

Every single iPhone that came out before:

(via lubricates)

rosebeaches:

me last night: i feel so alone…. no one loves me…. wahh boo hoo

me today: i love MUD i don’t need LOVE or AFFECTION all i need is the soil that nourishes all life on this earth *listens to girls just want to have fun on loop while lying in the dirt*

(via jigglypuffsvevo)

just-shower-thoughts:

“Did you die” was probably never spoken before video games were invented

angel-vein:

Me: good morning

My brain at 6:57am: you should have killed yourself when you were 15

(via thecommonchick)